ghostkid:

girl are you the sun because i have a hard time looking at you directly and you make me sweat a lot

edgay:

when someone u like says or does something and makes your heart feel all fluttery

babyferaligator:

haha loser look at you sitting all by yourself at lunch
but mom Im homeschooled

amoying:

the bags under my eyes are so heavy because they carry the weight of all my dead hopes and dreams

noonereadstheurl:

I honestly can’t blame David Karp for wanting to sell this website

You can only be called “daddy” by white middle-class teenaged girls so many times before something just snaps

deerpong:

1500hp:

theyre here

I CANT STOP LAUGHING OH MY GOD

evilvagina:

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD

spookmyphallus:

equiuszahhak:

a short film in which 4 teens who think a zombie apocalypse would be “awesum x3 i would kick so much ass” end up in an actual zombie apocalypse and are eaten alive within 2 hours maximum

id watch it

nepetaquest:

arguments that should be used against Yahoo buying out Tumblr:

• their initial offer is too low
• possible unnecessary ad space
• stricter regulations

arguments that should not be used against Yahoo buying out Tumblr:

• “TUMBLR IS MEANT FOR OUTCASTS AND WEIRDOS ONLY”
• “NO ONE ELSE IS ALLOWED TO TOUCH OUR SACRED GROUND”
• “FANDOMS UNITE AGAINST FACEBOOKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”